AlterPoser

So I watched this gross most horrible movie I have ever seen. Well maybe not..but it's down that alleyway. Ima go all ghetto on you for this one. So there's guy rite? and he's this sick demented doctor guy, and animal abuser. He's all sad and crap about his dogs that he goes into phyco killer mode and hocks off this chubby trucker LIKE BAM! while is was taking a DUMP! Could've let him finish at least. Okay so then later on he jacks these two lesbo's, I dunno how I skipped that part, but he Rufees them and next thing they know they're in this mini medical place. He all sweet talking them and crap and he tell Mr. Chubbs he aint no good. 

:GASP:

So later on he get's this Asian rite? And he's so cool, I swear to you I continued to watch this film for him alone. He's all scream'n LET MEH GO FREAK while this sicko Doc is all I am russion here me roar and some crap about he gon cutt them up and attach them together! ... and make them eat there own poop!

So he does it and it's so gross, just AARGGHHZHZHAHAHA man, heartbreak'n. He make'n them all act like a dog but this asian homie is like "HELL NAH!" and so he gets beat boi!

Later on pigs show up talk'n 'bout missing peepz, ya know Americans, and this doc is FREAKING OUT. Hasn't he seen Law n Order? #1 rule: Don't freak. so he liek drugs them and they go, come back. Asian goes all asian and then they try to escape. He ends up finding them in his room and this is where it went all eye baller on me. The asian starts talk'n 'bout his life and hao he haz diz kiid and how he left her and all that. Just some shady stuff. So I'm think'n he gon want to survive so he can make rite, ya kno? But NO, he go off and CUTTS. Man! Eyeball'n. 

His throat all bleeding and the two lezbos start crying and the pigs are back and they try'n 2 find him. Through all diz drama one gurl dies, and the other all crying. Just all sad man. Really really sad.

This movie had a pro-founding effect on me and helps me realize I'm not as crazy as I think I am.

I'll TRY to re-type this correctly one day... but who am I kidding?