AlterPoser

Well today's the b-day for Ap (me) but on most of my profiles . .  well all of them say my birthday is on May 29th. Yeah cuz it is.

I have two birthdays, I know weird rite? The back story to this is that growing up we used to celebrate my birthday on the wrong day. I found out when my family was looking through old documents and crap and I found my birth certificate. They birthday date was not what i expected it to be and made a HUGE deal about it, I mean who wouldn't? This is the day I was born. HELLO. Well my mom excused it as we celebrated my b-days so much on the weekends that after a while she forgot.

BUT WAIT! that's not all.

About two years ago I was in the basement, (ya kno chill'n n' all) when I found my baptism certificate, I was baptized at 1 years old. On the certificate it had my false date, so that means what my mom said was ALL LIES!!! THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! In this case the truth is the cake.

FORGIVE the spelling and all that crap.