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How To Stalk Me

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 22:15:00 +0000

Social media includes web-based and mobile technologies used to turn communication into interactive dialogue. Andreas Kaplan and Michael Haenlein define social media as "a group of Internet-based applications that build on the ideological and technological foundations of Web 2.0, and that allow the creation and exchange of user-generated content." Social media is media for social interaction as a super-set beyond social communication. Enabled by ubiquitously accessible and scalable communication techniques, social media has substantially changed the way organizations, communities, and individuals communicate. - Wikipedia IMG

Noticing that I haven't update this blog in over a year I decided to post this to let you know other ways to stalk me pretty much.

So here are a few viable options in which to consume my consumerism.

TUMBLR & TWITTER

For more check @ my isalso.at

Glee Live! 2011 Tour

Tue, 24 May 2011 21:19:00 +0000

Glee Live! In Concert! is a concert tour performed by members of the cast of the popular television series, Glee. The tour, created by series creator Ryan Murphy was designed due to the overwhelming response to the series. The show reached North America, The United Kingdom and Ireland. Murphy states the series' soundtrack and concerts were an additional revenue stream for the series. The tour received a great responses from both music critics and fans of the series. The first North American leg of the tour in 2010 was seen by over 70,000 spectators, generating over five million dollars in ticket sales?ranking ninth on the Billboard Hot Tours list.

So it's my twenty-first birthday soon and as a present my sister took me to see Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, oh you know what every soon-to-be twenty one year old wants to do. Well the movie was not as epically awesome as I thought it was going to be but none the less it was epically awesome. That was all fun and gold and glitter tits but my aunt upstaged her because she "surprised" me with Glee Live tickets to the Sacramento concert. XD Well my sister pitched in but still. I had an idea where we were going because what are the chances that I go out and then head to Arco Arena with lanes being blocked by eager eager cars trying to stifle in Arco Arena's parking lot -Oh excuse me POWERBALANCE PAVILION- plus I heard my uncle say "Arco". N e waves this is my and my sis holding up our tickets and Gleek pride with ever so packed parking lot behind us. We traveled our long journey to the stadium because my aunt was to lazy to drive us up there so she decided to drop us off a thousand miles away, we were met with a very crowded merch-hut obviously we weren't the only fans.

After being groped by what I assume to be a security guard (at least I hope it was) we battled our way in the stadium finally there were tons of peepz and it was hard taking a picture but I did find this Chris Colfer poster and I just had too. . . Can you see the excitement on my face? I was so overjoyed.

Well now was the hard part, finding our seats. We had to sit on the top level but that's what you get for paying tickets the day of and not wanting to spend more then a million on good seat placement. As you can see in this photo the stadium was already packed and we got tired of showing our Gleek pride so we forced ourselves to buy foam fingers that would do the work for us. (it was also the cheapest thing) Now it was time for the show to get started. Sacramento for the glitz and the glamor it's about I'm not surprised that they didn't even want to come out and perform. I don't blame them it is Sacramento after all. . .

The Reak Sitch
The show was great! it really did take place and the stadium was PACKED. It was an awesome night and we even got to record a few of the performances. I just thought it was funny how we didn't get the epicness that the concert was in our photos so I had to make fun of that. Chris Colfer was AMAZING and the whole time I could hardly focus because all I was thinking "I'm in the same room as Chris Colfer" five hundred feet away but still in the SAME room. I had a blast and I'm pretty sure this was the best present I have ever received so thanks to everyone who pitched in!

Here's a shot of the Original six Glee Club New Direction's members.

California; Find Yourself Here!

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 06:28:00 +0000

The most populous state. California is more then a state to me, it's a way a life, it's how you walk, talk, dream, it's a lifestyle that I can never get enough of. California was taken by me in a way I wish wasn't, but now I'm back. XD All excitement all around. I'm here let's chill, let's life. California Dreamin'! Check out life here in Califas.

My Christmas 2010

Sat, 18 Dec 2010 10:30:00 +0000

Christmas is supposed to be the time to stop worrying about the impossibilities and believe in the unbelievable; a jolly white fat man that needs a good shave, a red nose reindeer, a virgin birth, and even miracles. You give up what your going through and replace a scowl with a Genuine smile and a sincere "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays" to friends , family, and even strangers. You ignore enemies, stop doubting and inspire those around you.

Since I can remember Christmas is supposed to be thee time to stop worrying about thee impossibilities and believe in thee unbelievable; a jolly white fat man that needs a good shave, a red nose reindeer, a virgin birth, and even miracles. You give up what your going through and replace a scowl withe a Genuine smile and a sincere "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays" to friends , family, and even strangers. You ignore enemies, stop doubting and inspire those around you. Christmas has never been that for me.

Christmas has always been thee awesome presents that I get. The things I could never get throughout thee year because of my families financial struggles. One of my greatest Christmas memories was when I was a freshman in High-school and I honestly thought we were getting maybe one or two things for Christmas but as our Christmas chain link was getting closer thee thee last golden ring there were more and more presents being added to thee tree. The Blue Hotel was a fairly large house withe a decent sized living room. Our tree was placed right in thee front window for all thee neighbors and passing cars to enjoy. Presents were littered everywhere. You couldn't even enter thee house withe out having to step over a present so you wouldn't stumble (most stumbled none thee less). Okay sure call me materialistic but who isn't? Like I give sh*t.

Just because i want these things during Christmas doesn't mean I understand thee true meaning on THE Holiday Season. In thee end no matter what I get I know Christmas is Christmas when I spend it withe my Family and even though my aunts, uncles, cousins, MY cousin are a thousand miles away from me, I still have my brothers, sisters, parents, and most important my Godson. Christmas for me truly is Dec 24the, it's staying up all night dancing to Spanish music. It's Baking cookies and making my 'world' famous Hot Chocolate (Swiss Miss, Marshmallow, Whip Cream, and Abuelitas Chocolate), ironing out masa on corn husk, filling it withe mole. Smelling thee Menudo and Pasole cooking in thee background while friends of thee family visit us during later hours. It's getting thee chance to open one small present when thee time turns to 10PM. It's finally eating dinner and afterwards wasting time listening to Christmas music and or watching Christmas related movies. Sometimes we even watch old family movies. Usually around 11:54PM someone notices thee time and we all start bugging out. Then at 11:59:50 we start counting down, 5-4-3-2-1! we all fly thee closest present that has our name, rip it open, admire it for a good two seconds then moving on to thee next. Christmas is leaving all thee rapping paper anywhere we drop it and annoyingly showing our parents what we got and presenting it to thee camera that's held in their hands. After we're all done and compare present maybe goof around a little. The parents hit thee hay, and a couple hours later so do we. Christmas is making up five hours later and spending Christmas day hanging out and playing withe out new possessions. THAT is what Christmas is to me.

So this Christmas I really am trying to be in thee spirit, 'Tis thee season and all. It's kinda hard though I just want to be in my old house, surrounded be old friends, old memories. So trying to get all happy crappy I downloaded over a hundred Christmas songs and a few movies. I've been playing them non-stop for a while now and it has helped a little. I've been encouraging my sibling to also be thee same way because I can totes be a scrooge, she thee scrooge on PCP. A few weeks ago we lost our connection to Television, soon after we lost our connection to thee world; Internet. Just recently we lost water supply to our house, just imagine nine people two of which our babies, withe one bathroom and no water. It's pretty image neh? Even with all this going on we're still strong, we'll carry on, and this is what it means to be a Garcia.

Listen to AlterPoser's Christmas Music List HERE.

P.S. Believe it or not Glee has really helped. XD

The Human Centipede

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:12:00 +0000

The doctor explains to his captives that he is a world-renowned expert at separating conjoined twins, but dreams of making new creatures that share a single digestive system by joining separate individuals via their mouths and anuses. He explains that his previous experiment, a creature made of three Rottweilers, died. However, he explains how he will attach the three human subjects to each other to form what he refers to as a human centipede. The doctor then explains in great detail to his captives exactly how he will go about surgically connecting them. Lindsay attempts to escape, but is unsuccessful. Once the surgery is complete, the doctor begins training his centipede to perform tasks such as fetching newspapers. Katsuro, as the front part of the centipede, refuses to do as he is told, and the doctor beats him. When Katsuro defecates, Lindsay is forced to swallow his excrement and the doctor watches with great delight. However, Heiter eventually becomes irritated after being kept awake by the constant screaming of his victims and realizing that Jenny is dying from blood poisoning.

So I watched this gross most horrible movie I have ever seen. Well maybe not..but it's down that alleyway. Ima go all ghetto on you for this one. So there's guy rite? and he's this sick demented doctor guy, and animal abuser. He's all sad and crap about his dogs that he goes into phyco killer mode and hocks off this chubby trucker LIKE BAM! while is was taking a DUMP! Could've let him finish at least. Okay so then later on he jacks these two lesbo's, I dunno how I skipped that part, but he Rufees them and next thing they know they're in this mini medical place. He all sweet talking them and crap and he tell Mr. Chubbs he aint no good.

:GASP:

So later on he get's this Asian rite? And he's so cool, I swear to you I continued to watch this film for him alone. He's all scream'n LET MEH GO FREAK while this sicko Doc is all I am russion here me roar and some crap about he gon cutt them up and attach them together! ... and make them eat there own poop!

So he does it and it's so gross, just AARGGHHZHZHAHAHA man, heartbreak'n. He make'n them all act like a dog but this asian homie is like "HELL NAH!" and so he gets beat boi!

Later on pigs show up talk'n 'bout missing peepz, ya know Americans, and this doc is FREAKING OUT. Hasn't he seen Law n Order? #1 rule: Don't freak. so he liek drugs them and they go, come back. Asian goes all asian and then they try to escape. He ends up finding them in his room and this is where it went all eye baller on me. The asian starts talk'n 'bout his life and hao he haz diz kiid and how he left her and all that. Just some shady stuff. So I'm think'n he gon want to survive so he can make rite, ya kno? But NO, he go off and CUTTS. Man! Eyeball'n.

His throat all bleeding and the two lezbos start crying and the pigs are back and they try'n 2 find him. Through all diz drama one gurl dies, and the other all crying. Just all sad man. Really really sad.

This movie had a pro-founding effect on me and helps me realize I'm not as crazy as I think I am.

I'll TRY to re-type this correctly one day... but who am I kidding?

OMGPOP: Pool Lovin

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 22:35:00 +0000

OMGPOP is a place to hang out, play free online multiplayer games, chat and make friends. OMGPOP started in 2006 as iminlikewithyou and has been making real time games ever since. Millions of members log in every day to play games, hang out in chat, share photos on picture club and meet new friends. Every month billions of coins are spent on OMGPOP and every year we release at least 5 new games. OMGPOP currently offers the following games Pool, Balloono, Draw My Thing, Missile Command, Booya!, Fourplay, Dinglepop, Letterblox, Hover Kart, Checkers, Hover Kart Battle, Ballracer, Putt Putt Penguin, Gemmers, >Jigsawce, Blockles, & Hit Machine.

So like there's this game OMGPOP and it's all flashy and slow on slow computers, but a nice pace on modern computers. I like playing...a lot. Well not that much but ya know. Playing a few rounds of Pool before getting my creative mind on is nice. I play for bets usually 1000 coins and I do loose but I have 30+ golds in that game but only level 6, tis weird like that. So um yeah play me?

Create an account & stuffz. LIEK OMG CLICK HERE

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:46:00 +0000

Riley Biers is attacked by Victoria, while she's out creating an army of newborns set to destroy Bella Swan. Back in Forks, Edward Cullen and Bella discuss the complications of becoming an immortal vampire. At19 years old, two years older than the age Edward was when he became a vampire, Bella expresses her aversion to the idea of marrying so young,though Edward refuses to turn her until they're married, and after she's had various human experiences she would otherwise miss. While Charlie Swan is investigating the disappearance of Riley Biers, Edward suspects his disappearance to be the cause of newborn vampires. Furthering his suspicions is the intrusion of Riley into Bella's room. - wikipedia

Well about three weeks before the movie, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, premiered on June 30th the official soundtrack came out on some effing day. Well of course I just had to get my chubby fingers on that hott action. Now listening to a new album not from your favorite artist gets some getting used to and it did for me as well but I was instantly addicted to track #4 Heavy In Your Arms by Florence + The Machine and all I can really say is the song is AMAZING. As the song title implies the feel is quite heavy and dramatic in an epicly deep way. Florence, assuming, has a very unique voice and the song just suits what I like to call "soul". I played this on repeat 103 times according to my iTunes. After about a week I decided to give the other songs a listen, well they're all pretty much okay except for that sad piece of crap "Jacobs theme" and only because he's a sad piece of crap.

I took favor towards two more songs which were Track #14 What Part Of Forever by Cee Lo Green (Played 81x) & Track #6 Atlas by Fanfarlo (Played 73x)

Click Here To Listen To The Full Eclipse Soundtrack

I never listened to a movie soundtrack before actually watching the movie, I thought it would be a weird experience; it kinda was, kinda. Hard to explain really there were some parts of the movie where I want "oh THIS song" and some parts where I was singing along to the song instead of playing attention. BUT it was fun and that's all that matters homie.

So like how waz da movieh!?

IT WAS EPICLY AWESOME COUL. Not rlly, it was alright. The movie went kinda fast pace for me and it seemed not to focus on anything really. I thought that they would focus on the fight or at least when ginger died. When you know they're not playing it big it's because there's something bigger coming and I'm sure there is. . .in breaking dawn. To me it really seemed kinda like a tv episode but even tv episodes a some moments of intense something. The whole time I was waiting thinking "this is the moment, the moment where the real drama starts, the climax" but it's like a dry orgasm, no climax. There were a lot of funny moments in this movie, and I was surprised on how many one-liners and none for the poor friend.

Vamps

Well it was really nice going into more detail about some of their backgrounds, I wish they would've showed more but with Jasper. . I just wanted to laugh. Every time he spoke I kept chuckling and being that annoying person who won't STFU. If you heard him talk you'd understand.

Bree Tanner, I soooooooooooooooooooo wanted to see more of her I wished they could've added more on the book Bree Tanner. After reading the book all I kept thinking was "who the f*ck is the red head?"

Wolfs

What a bunch of Douche-bag-ahole's, I mean Jacob, yeah him such a $#%@!!! NO MEANS NO. I was trying to explain this to my guy friend (who was siding with Jacob). He didn't understand why I don't like him and why it's not okay to be a douche and keep conflicting her relationship with Edward. First of all when someone says No, then they mean no. I was telling my friend "I don't care if you know she 'loves' you, just because she 'loves' you doesn't mean she wants to be with you." I understand she doesn't want to loose him as a friend but she also doesn't have the right to stay friends when she knows his feelings towards her. I blame them both.

The Couple

Finally they seem more like an effing couple.

In the end I'm do disappointed in this movie, I mean DISAPPOINTED. Out of this whole movie not once did they play my song. Not once, no Heavy In Your Arms anywhere in the film. I mentioned this to my brother who said they might play in the credits but I just gave the "are you effing crazy look" Everyone knows credit songs don't count. What really bothered me was that not only it was it not featured in the movie, but it wasn't even the 1st credit song! it was the second.

I think what made this a great experience none the less was being able to hang out and chill and just have an over all good time, and then watching Buck's review over and over again.

Yeah it's a love/hate thing.

The Trevor Project

Sun, 13 Jun 2010 12:35:00 +0000

The Trevor Project is a non-profit endeavor established to promote acceptance for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth and to aid in crisis and suicide prevention among that group. Every day, The Trevor Project saves young lives through its free and confidential helpline, in-school workshops, educational materials, online resources and advocacy. The Trevor Helpline is the only nationwide, around-the-clock crisis and suicide prevention helpline for LGBTQ youth. The Trevor Helpline is a free and confidential service that offers hope and someone to talk to, 24/7. Each year, tens of thousands of calls are fielded from young people across the country. The Trevor Helpline is accredited as an exemplary crisis intervention program by the American Association of Suicidology (AAS).

This month (June) is National Gay Pride month, as an Alie I'm showing my support for the LBGTQ community by spreading the word. So if you haven't read already the Trevor Project

is the leading (and first) national organization focused on crisis and suicide prevention efforts among LGBTQ youth.

Here's some facts:

In America, more than 32,000 people die by suicide each year (2005 Center for Disease Control).
Suicide is one of the top three causes of death among 15 to 24-year-olds; only accidents and homicide occur more frequently (2006 National Adolescent Health Information).
Suicide is the second leading cause of death among college campuses (2008 Centers for Disease Control and Prevention).
For every completed suicide by a young person, it is estimated that 100 to200 attempts are made (2003 Youth Risk Behavior Surveillance Survey).
Lesbian,gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth are up to four times more likely to attempt suicide than their heterosexual peers(Massachusetts 2006 Youth Risk Survey).
Lesbian, gay, bisexual,transgender and questioning youth who come from a rejecting family are up to nine times more likely to attempt suicide than their heterosexual peers (2007 San Francisco State University Chavez Center Institute).

Suicide Risk Tips:

A tendency toward isolation and social withdrawal Increased substance abuse
Expression of negative attitude toward self
Expression of helplessness or hopelessness
Loss of interest in usual sorts of pleasure
Giving away valued possessions
Expression of a lack of future orientation (i.e. “It won’t matter soon anyway”;)

If you know anyone (or if you are) that is LGBTQ and is depressed and or considering suicide please contact The Trevor Project as soon as possible.

Address:

9056 Santa Monica Boulevard, Suite 208

West Hollywood, CA 90069

Website:

TheTrevorProject.org

E-mail:

Info@TheTrevorProject.org

Number:

T: 310.271.8845

F: 310.271.8846

Trevor Helpline: 866.4.U.TREVOR

Information gathered at trevorproject.org

So what can you do?

Well you can help spread the word. You can sign up at SocialVibe and complete activities for free to earn more callers for The Trevor Helpline like I am, 100 points = 1 TrevorChat fund. So far I earned 400+ points.

I'm also helping out by offering my graphic design services, pro-bono.

Don't STEAL Mah SHIT

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:55:00 +0000

"On June 8th, we received your written notification concerning the alleged infringement by one of our subscribers of content owned by alterposer.webs.com.

We informed the relevant subscriber of your allegations, and in response, the subscriber has provided us with a counter notification pursuant to 17 U.S.C. § 512 (g)(3).

In view of the foregoing, pursuant to 17 U.S.C. § 512(g)(2)(C), Webs must restore the content within ten (10) to fourteen (14) business days of our receipt of the counter notification, unless you inform us before hand that an action has been filed seeking a court order to restrain our subscriber from engaging in infringing activity relating to alterposer.webs.com."

Thanks to a tip via Twitter, in the last two weeks (going on three) I have been battling between Webs and a 'subscriber' who will remain unnamed. This subscriber has stolen/copied Copyrighted materials off this site and a few other sites that I own and or maintain. It has been a tiring event and I even (for a moment) succeeded to get this subscribers site suspended. Though a day later I received a new email from Webs abuse team saying that the subscriber countered my NOI so now the site is back up. It sucks when someone steals your stuff and doesn't credit you. Don't get me wrong I had my fair share of doing bad deeds myself some on purpose but most surprisingly didn't know about.

So now I will be requesting that Webs updates it means of importing and using outside/custom style sheets.

If Webs would to support @import then so much worry would be lifted off my shoulders, and I'm sure every designer that makes custom templates for the Webs platform out there.

Just FYI on this template, I do not give anyone permission to use this theme. If you know anyone who is using/distributing it please contact me A.S.A.P.

I also would like to thank everyone who has helped me out by gathering up evidence and even trying to calm me down. I was surprised so many of you came forward.

Free Rice

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:24:00 +0000

FreeRice is a non-profit website run by the United Nations World Food Program. FreeRice has a custom database containing knowledge questions at varying levels of difficulty. There are levels appropriate for beginners and levels that will challenge the most scholarly professors.In between are levels suitable for students of all ages. FreeRice automatically adjusts to your level. It starts by giving you questions for every question you get right, you donate 10 grains of rice.

I found this site from @BarnD it's pretty simple, get a question right you donate 10 grains of rice to stop world hunger. I could imagine if you played 5 mins of this game a day you'd be donating a whole lot of rice. so far I donated 1000+ grains of rice. I reached level 51 (without Google's help) the higher the level the more challenging the word.

I'm A HotShot!

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 13:26:00 +0000

You're a leader rather than a follower. You're ambitious and confident and you want it all- a brilliantly successful career, a fabulously varied social life and a happy home buzzing with energy and warmth. And why not? You have the drive and determination to achieve your goals as well as having lots of fun along the way. It's all about achieving the perfect life-work balance. Vacations are definitely a top priority and you love experiencing new destinations that offer the perfect combo of pampering and discovery.

You tend to display extrovert characteristics and thrive in big social settings. You like to be up to speed with all the latest technology and love your gadgets. Nothing beats a brand new box-fresh computer! However hectic life seems, you always manage to find a window in your schedule for some quality downtime. A vacation that satisfies your natural curiosity and thirst for new challenges and adventures is always appealing. It's nice to come home feeling that you've been on a truly memorable journey. Hot Shot I'm a leader rather than a follower. I'm ambitious and confident and want it all - a brilliantly successful career, a fabulously varied social life and a happy home buzzing with energy and warmth.

I follow the Los Angeles Times on Twitter even though i don't live anywhere near L.A. I still feel a strong connection to the city though (maybe seven years of living there does that). :S Well after reading a post about Glee's season finale ending I noticed that the L.A. Times has a personality feed. They gather stories from the results off a personality test. Now I just <3 personality tests, once I even joined one of those match/dating sites just so I could take a personality test. XD I always like what I read and this time. . I did as well.

The results were up in that blockquote, which basically said "[you want] a brilliantly successful career, a fabulously varied social life and a happy home buzzing with energy and warmth. " Now why I'm writing this post is because that last line seems to catch my eye, it's very much true (though I see myself alone in the future) it's very close to a video I've seen on youtube by someone I'm subscribed to, a very lovely designed typoghapry video on which quotes a poem by Kenneth Koch.

Watch the video here.

The poem by Kenneth says that you can't have the three wants a healty Social Life, Love Life, and Work Life. You can have two but never three. Not the test says "a happy home buzzing with energy and warmth" but I'm sure most would think that would be caused by a lover of sorts.

The point?

Nothing really, just thought it was interesting results compared to a video I'd seen a while ago.

Embrace Life

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 19:06:00 +0000

A father, mother and daughter are playing in their living room, with the father play-acting at driving a car: he turns an imaginary ignition key, operates an imaginary footpedal and steers an imaginary wheel.His family watch from the sofa. The father turns to look at them, and as he turns back, his concentration momentarily taken from the road, he sees some sort of peril approaching. He grimaces and turns the wheel to the left to avoid the oncoming threat. . .

As someone who doesn't even turn on the car unless everyone is wearing their seat belts I highly and strongly promote this. I think every new and older driver should watch this, new driver want to be cool or are frantic and forget the 'little' things. Older drivers who literally get it, turn on the car, and peel out. After a while things become routine and putting on a seat belt is time consuming.

This video was filmed in the UK so it might looked mirrored to those in the U.S.

Click here or the image to view the video.

My Heart Does Not Weep

Sat, 29 May 2010 14:09:00 +0000

"My Heart Does Not Weep I want to be the one to hold you, and I want you to carry me with pride. I sit and I think and the feelings that wrap me are not the same in which you try to imply on me. My heart does not weep, it speeds and my lungs grow the heaviest light I will ever feel. . But my heart does not weep. It’s a love and hate thing but I don’t believe, you over romanticize and that makes me think you spew words that hold no meanings. I grow guilt and sorrow. . But my heart does not weep. You try to enforce your laws on me and I bleed with this feeling. . But my heart does not weep! Now you stole my sole because you know I can not leave but once again my heart does not weep." - AlterPoser